Adam MacDonald / Karah-Leigh Hancock
armacdonald@valdosta.edu / kphancoc@valdosta.edu

As part of pre-game entertainment, there will be a fight between a real bear and a real colt (horse) that will be refereed by Tom Brady. There can be no Super Bowl without Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning will take random time outs in the game to film commercials for the 2007 football season.

Bears quarterback Rex Grossman will inexplicably throw a touchdown to the ‘The King’ from Burger King. Whopper, Jr. will then kick a field goal.

Down by two, with one second left in the game, the Colts will ask Adam Vinatieri to kick a 86-yard field goal to win the game. The rat bastard will proceed to make it, bringing anguish to all the New England states.

Peyton Manning will be so happy over the Colt’s superb win that he will run to the sidelines to kiss his lover and longtime friend, country singer Kenny Chesney. Somehow Prince screws up and becomes the greatest halftime performer of all time, surpassing Nelly, Aerosmith and Michael Jackson.

During Prince’s performance of “Purple Rain,” Peyton Manning runs out on stage wearing a purple leopard print thong and the words “Prince’s #1 fan” written on his chest.

After winning the Super Bowl, MVP Bob Sanders will be asked “Bob Sanders, you’ve just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do now?” Instead of saying that he is going to Disney World, Bob Sanders says, “I’m going to go to Remerton to get drunk and then go to Peaches!”