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‘RiRi” goes from bottles to babies, Bieber goes insane

Written by Anthony Pope

Hello world—Anthony here bringing you a full Pop Addict. Let’s see what’s been going on in the entertainment world this past week.

After the Oscar’s last week, most of Hollywood is making the wise decision to lie low for a week, but there are always a few celebrities who just can’t stay away from the rachetness, case in point: Justin Bieber.

The barely legal Bieber got his Huggies in a bunch last weekend when he threw a 19th birthday party for himself at a London nightclub at which bouncers wouldn’t let his underage friends, one of which was Jaden Smith, in.

After Bieber tweeted “worst birthday” ever, his legion of fans across various social networks threw themselves a pity party to try and cheer him up.

Finally Bieber responded by posting a blank picture with a very long caption to Instagram, because that’s where cool celebrities go to reach out to their fans.

“The funny moment when people believe I brought underage people to a club,” the post read. “ U think Will [Smith] is letting his 14 year old in a club, I don’t think so. 2nd I love how the club wanted to give the press another reason to why we didn’t stay at their weak ass club so they wouldn’t look bad for me walking in and right back out..I said “worst bday” but that was due to dummies pushing over my fans and being overly aggressive. Btw it wasn’t the worst bday cuz all my friends from back home flew in I was just mad in the moment.”

He lost me when he decided to use the phrase “weak ass.” Justin is barely 18 years old, and is overseas popping bottles like he’s Jay-Z. Someone hand him a juice box and tell him to have a seat.

From bottles to babies, apparently R&B diva, Rihanna, has babies on the brain.

In an interview with ELLE, a magazine in the UK, the superstar discussed her relationship with everyone’s favorite anger management patient Chris Brown, as well as her desire to start a family one day.

“I will probably have a kid,” Rihanna said. “And I’m praying I can go on vacation for a good month. And I’ll have set some things up so I don’t have to tour for the rest of my life, even though I love touring. I want health and happiness in five years. I want to be healthy and happy.”

Maybe all that kush RiRi has been smoking has finally gone to her head because that could be the only explanation for her wanting to have a baby by the guy who beat her face to a bloody pulp, but stranger things have happened.

Because I’m bound to believe that Britney Spears is the empress of the universe, I feel the need to include some happy news that came out of the Spears clan this week.

Brit Brit’s little sister, Jamie Lynn, got engaged to her boyfriend of two years Jamie Watson.

At just the ripe young age of 21, maybe this was Jamie Lynn’s way of trying to get us to forget that she got knocked up at 16 and was kicked off her show “ Zoey 101.”

As always be sure to tune into Pop addict next week to catch up with all the happenings in the world of entertainment.

Slang dictionary
Racheteness- absurd behavior deemed unacceptable by the majority.
RiRi- nickname for Rihanna.

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