Written by Anthony Pope

Hello World—Anthony here bringing you the final Pop Addict of the year. While I’m sure most of you will be crying Adderall infused tears because you will miss this column so much over the summer, I on the other hand, will keep up with the happenings of your favorite celebs as always.

First up this week, we have another celebrity D.U.I case, but this time it doesn’t involve Lindsay Lohan.

America’s sweetheart Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct in Atlanta on Friday morning. Rumor has it that the Oscar winner was riding around with her husband, who also taken to jail on suspicion of D.U.I, when they were pulled over for swerving.

Apparently when the officer tried to take in her husband she began to act hostile and was subsequently arrested.

Who knew the sweet girl who lost her virginity to Ryan Philippe in “Cruel Intentions” had a rough side? They always said you have to watch out for the quiet ones.

Regardless, the actress and her hubby posted bail and Witherspoon was back on the red carpet the next day to promote her new movie “Mud.”

While Reese was a drunken mess in Atlanta, over in California the Kardashians are somewhere celebrating that the wart on their butts is finally gone.

After what felt like years, which is still longer than her marriage, Kardashian finally reached a divorce settlement with former husband Kris Humphries. It appears that Humphries isn’t going to come out on top on this one –insert sex tape joke.

According to celebrity website TMZ.com, Humphries was seeking $7 million in annulment and attorney fees.

Yeah right.  He’ll get no money, the marriage will be dissolved and he’ll pay his own attorney fees.

Poor thing– not only did Kris get played by Kim on national television, but he didn’t earn anything from the marriage except a reputation as the guy that was married to a Kardashian for a few days.

Another one bites the dust. After her second failed marriage, Kardashian has stated she is unsure whether or not she wants to get married again. At least now she can put all her focus on her unborn child or reality show.

While celebs, we’re going to use that term loosely again, were soaking their butt cheeks in the sun at the Coachella Music Festival  these last couple of weeks, we can all take solace in knowing that “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abrams has her priorities in order.

The MTV star brought her daughter and father to a meeting to negotiate a deal for selling her sex tape with porn star James Deen.

Every now and then comes a story that doesn’t require further description or commentary, and this is one of those stories.

It’s been a great year for everyone in the world of entertainment. From the reality of reality TV, to the just plain ratchet activity of your favorite celebs, it’s been my pleasure keeping you informed.

Check back with Pop Addict in the fall for the latest celebrity shenanigans.